Dear Athena,
I am having some boy troubles. You see I am in love with this guy we can call him D dawg. He once loved me but now he has drifted to a different girl after making love with me. But this girl doesn’t love him she love L dawg.
So here the thing her and L dawg are planning to run off in to the night out of town so they can get married. But nobody else knows but me so I am planning to rat them out to D dawg. So then maybe I will win his heart cause I love im so so much.
I also have another problem. I have a huge wart on the ball of my foot and I was wonder if you had a certain brand of wart cream you would recommend.
Sincerely, H red feather.
The Athen's Times 6 (Mrs. Stille's 8th English)
Advice Column
Friday, May 6, 2011
Travis N.
Dear Athena,
I have a huge problem, I am the director of a play for Shakespeare. I can not seem to make anyone happy. If I give one of the actors there part they were all unhappy about the part they were getting. So what should I tell them if they just keep getting mad about what part they get.
So what would be the best way to make all of the actors happy? The parts that I gave them I gave them that part of a reason because I though that them parts would fit them. They keep saying that I want this part and I will not make them happy. I think that they will not want to be in the play.
The problem is that they will not want to be in the play and then will quite. What should I do? Should I give them the part that they want or just make them have the part they get.
I have a huge problem, I am the director of a play for Shakespeare. I can not seem to make anyone happy. If I give one of the actors there part they were all unhappy about the part they were getting. So what should I tell them if they just keep getting mad about what part they get.
So what would be the best way to make all of the actors happy? The parts that I gave them I gave them that part of a reason because I though that them parts would fit them. They keep saying that I want this part and I will not make them happy. I think that they will not want to be in the play.
The problem is that they will not want to be in the play and then will quite. What should I do? Should I give them the part that they want or just make them have the part they get.
Autumn S.
Dear Athena,
I have a problem, and I really like need your help please. My problem is that I love this one guy but he doesn’t love me back. His name I will not tell you because I just don’t want to tell you. He loves this other girl that I am close to but we probably wont be as close if she marries him.
First of all, she is also planning on breaking his heart because she is going to run
away with the one she is actually in love with to his aunts house so they can get married. I would rather be married to whom that shall not be named but he is in love with someone that I am pretty close with. My problem is so severe because me and whom that shall not be named have already traded love token. So hath the one I am close to and her lover. I cant stand to see people get hurt it drives me insane when I get hurt and when someone else gets hurt also.
My other problem is that I do not want to lose my best friend to a guy she is not
suppose to marry in the first place, but I kind of don’t have any room to talk. I mean if I can get whom that shall not be named to love me again then I can marry him and then we will all be happy, but my best friends father is like no you need to marry him or I will kill you. I mean come on dude I love this man and he doesn’t love me and I just want to love me so please help me. I cant stand to see him love someone other than me and he doesn’t even love me anymore. We shared dinner and a movie together I mean that should be worth something shouldn’t it be? I love him and he needs to love me.
Sincerely
Desperate lover
I have a problem, and I really like need your help please. My problem is that I love this one guy but he doesn’t love me back. His name I will not tell you because I just don’t want to tell you. He loves this other girl that I am close to but we probably wont be as close if she marries him.
First of all, she is also planning on breaking his heart because she is going to run
away with the one she is actually in love with to his aunts house so they can get married. I would rather be married to whom that shall not be named but he is in love with someone that I am pretty close with. My problem is so severe because me and whom that shall not be named have already traded love token. So hath the one I am close to and her lover. I cant stand to see people get hurt it drives me insane when I get hurt and when someone else gets hurt also.
My other problem is that I do not want to lose my best friend to a guy she is not
suppose to marry in the first place, but I kind of don’t have any room to talk. I mean if I can get whom that shall not be named to love me again then I can marry him and then we will all be happy, but my best friends father is like no you need to marry him or I will kill you. I mean come on dude I love this man and he doesn’t love me and I just want to love me so please help me. I cant stand to see him love someone other than me and he doesn’t even love me anymore. We shared dinner and a movie together I mean that should be worth something shouldn’t it be? I love him and he needs to love me.
Sincerely
Desperate lover
Abigail B.
Dear Athena
I have a problem. I live in Athens Greece and I'm a bellows mender. Life is pretty hard. I have school and work to do and now I have to put on a play
For the “Duke” I mean the DUKE. There is just too much on my plate I don’t know what to do. Now I’m trying to you know impress the ladies. Don’t mention this play hast to be a perfect, on top, performance and then I get THE PART.
• I got the part of.. A girl. I just started getting a beard. Hair on my face and it’s a very important part of my life. It has token me nuraumerous amount of times to get it going and finally it began to grow. Its just not fair Athena I want to put on the play but honestly I'm thinking about saying not the part. I can’t have my beard and play a part of a girl to and who knows it might not ever come back.
o Well it just too much. This is a very hard time in my life and I have nowhere to turn. It came upon me to ask you. I know you’re so wise and you will give me what I need. Please Athena I need your help and I have a feeling you know exactly what to do.
o Sincerely, the bellows mender
I have a problem. I live in Athens Greece and I'm a bellows mender. Life is pretty hard. I have school and work to do and now I have to put on a play
For the “Duke” I mean the DUKE. There is just too much on my plate I don’t know what to do. Now I’m trying to you know impress the ladies. Don’t mention this play hast to be a perfect, on top, performance and then I get THE PART.
• I got the part of.. A girl. I just started getting a beard. Hair on my face and it’s a very important part of my life. It has token me nuraumerous amount of times to get it going and finally it began to grow. Its just not fair Athena I want to put on the play but honestly I'm thinking about saying not the part. I can’t have my beard and play a part of a girl to and who knows it might not ever come back.
o Well it just too much. This is a very hard time in my life and I have nowhere to turn. It came upon me to ask you. I know you’re so wise and you will give me what I need. Please Athena I need your help and I have a feeling you know exactly what to do.
o Sincerely, the bellows mender
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Keaton F.
Dear Athena
I have a problem, and I desperately need your help. I have no one else that I can talk to about this. I have seven days to finish a play and write out parts, and the actors are not making it any better. Just three days ago I was loving life and enjoying time by my self, reading books going on walks and spending time with my family. But then it all changed.
The actors are always complaining and asking questions and I don’t know what to do about it. Lets call him bottom, he wants to be the center of attention, he wants all the parts and wont stop bugging me about it, then “musical instrument” was supposed to get a certain part and he denied it! He said he couldn’t do it because of him growing a beard. Then slug, he is really slow and takes a long time to remember and learn parts.
This is what I would like to happen, every one is peaceful and not complaining. They are fine with the parts that they get and are easy to work with. how could I make this happen? Please help.
Scincerly, little big man
I have a problem, and I desperately need your help. I have no one else that I can talk to about this. I have seven days to finish a play and write out parts, and the actors are not making it any better. Just three days ago I was loving life and enjoying time by my self, reading books going on walks and spending time with my family. But then it all changed.
The actors are always complaining and asking questions and I don’t know what to do about it. Lets call him bottom, he wants to be the center of attention, he wants all the parts and wont stop bugging me about it, then “musical instrument” was supposed to get a certain part and he denied it! He said he couldn’t do it because of him growing a beard. Then slug, he is really slow and takes a long time to remember and learn parts.
This is what I would like to happen, every one is peaceful and not complaining. They are fine with the parts that they get and are easy to work with. how could I make this happen? Please help.
Scincerly, little big man
Dylon W.
Dear Athena
I have a bad problem when I joined the play I did not think I would have to play some lover that dies. When I joined I thought I would get to play a big part. When I heard I was the lover that dies. I went up to the director and ask if there was any other part I could play. But he told me I would be best acting as the dead lover.
What do I do I offered to play the lion. All he said was no we all ready have a lion. I said but I can roar better then any lion I can act better then any other loin to so why cant I play it. He said I would scare the ladies with my roar. I said I would roar quietly. He laughs and said you can’t roar quietly. Yes I can i'm smarter then you so I can.
I would like to be the lion or any other part. But all he ever says is you will play the young lover that dies. I wouldn’t even mind playing a girl. Or even a bush. I just don’t wont to play a young lover, i'm mean come on who wants to play a dead lover? What should I do?
I have a bad problem when I joined the play I did not think I would have to play some lover that dies. When I joined I thought I would get to play a big part. When I heard I was the lover that dies. I went up to the director and ask if there was any other part I could play. But he told me I would be best acting as the dead lover.
What do I do I offered to play the lion. All he said was no we all ready have a lion. I said but I can roar better then any lion I can act better then any other loin to so why cant I play it. He said I would scare the ladies with my roar. I said I would roar quietly. He laughs and said you can’t roar quietly. Yes I can i'm smarter then you so I can.
I would like to be the lion or any other part. But all he ever says is you will play the young lover that dies. I wouldn’t even mind playing a girl. Or even a bush. I just don’t wont to play a young lover, i'm mean come on who wants to play a dead lover? What should I do?
Ray B.
Dear Athena
I am the duke of Athens and I reacently concerd the amazon warrior prinsess and her people and in doing so I won her hand in marrige. The night of my wedding a dear friend of mine named egeus came to me and asked if I could do a trial on his daughter and her two suitors. This has become very stressful on me and I can see the stress building in hermias eyes. I can see were her point is she does not want to marry Demetrius. We all have heard the story of the woman that he wooed and then left her basically on the side of the road and went after hermia. I think she left him because she found out what he had done. She wants to marry Lysander. She is in love with him and he is in love with her. They look perfect for each other. Her father has a different opinion though, he wants her to marry Demetrius and if he doesn’t get his way than its no ones way. He basically told her either you marry him or I will have you sent to death. The ancient law states that he brought her in and he can take her out. But as duke I must have some say in this right? I kind of gave her a third chose besides forced marriage or death. I told her she could live a life free of men and a virgin forever as a nun. She has her choice but she has yet to make it yet. I really need your wisdom on this for this event is putting negative stress on my wedding ceremony. I really don’t want to see hermia as a nun or dead. I would like to see her get happily married and have kids of her own. Athena, what should I do about this for I cannot deify the ancient law?
Sincerely
Paul
I am the duke of Athens and I reacently concerd the amazon warrior prinsess and her people and in doing so I won her hand in marrige. The night of my wedding a dear friend of mine named egeus came to me and asked if I could do a trial on his daughter and her two suitors. This has become very stressful on me and I can see the stress building in hermias eyes. I can see were her point is she does not want to marry Demetrius. We all have heard the story of the woman that he wooed and then left her basically on the side of the road and went after hermia. I think she left him because she found out what he had done. She wants to marry Lysander. She is in love with him and he is in love with her. They look perfect for each other. Her father has a different opinion though, he wants her to marry Demetrius and if he doesn’t get his way than its no ones way. He basically told her either you marry him or I will have you sent to death. The ancient law states that he brought her in and he can take her out. But as duke I must have some say in this right? I kind of gave her a third chose besides forced marriage or death. I told her she could live a life free of men and a virgin forever as a nun. She has her choice but she has yet to make it yet. I really need your wisdom on this for this event is putting negative stress on my wedding ceremony. I really don’t want to see hermia as a nun or dead. I would like to see her get happily married and have kids of her own. Athena, what should I do about this for I cannot deify the ancient law?
Sincerely
Paul
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