Friday, May 6, 2011

Laurence O.

Dear Athena,


I am having some boy troubles. You see I am in love with this guy we can call him D dawg. He once loved me but now he has drifted to a different girl after making love with me. But this girl doesn’t love him she love L dawg.

So here the thing her and L dawg are planning to run off in to the night out of town so they can get married. But nobody else knows but me so I am planning to rat them out to D dawg. So then maybe I will win his heart cause I love im so so much.

I also have another problem. I have a huge wart on the ball of my foot and I was wonder if you had a certain brand of wart cream you would recommend.


Sincerely, H red feather.

Travis N.

Dear Athena,
I have a huge problem, I am the director of a play for Shakespeare. I can not seem to make anyone happy. If I give one of the actors there part they were all unhappy about the part they were getting. So what should I tell them if they just keep getting mad about what part they get.
So what would be the best way to make all of the actors happy? The parts that I gave them I gave them that part of a reason because I though that them parts would fit them. They keep saying that I want this part and I will not make them happy. I think that they will not want to be in the play.
The problem is that they will not want to be in the play and then will quite. What should I do? Should I give them the part that they want or just make them have the part they get.

Autumn S.

Dear Athena,

I have a problem, and I really like need your help please. My problem is that I love this one guy but he doesn’t love me back. His name I will not tell you because I just don’t want to tell you. He loves this other girl that I am close to but we probably wont be as close if she marries him.
First of all, she is also planning on breaking his heart because she is going to run
away with the one she is actually in love with to his aunts house so they can get married. I would rather be married to whom that shall not be named but he is in love with someone that I am pretty close with. My problem is so severe because me and whom that shall not be named have already traded love token. So hath the one I am close to and her lover. I cant stand to see people get hurt it drives me insane when I get hurt and when someone else gets hurt also.
My other problem is that I do not want to lose my best friend to a guy she is not
suppose to marry in the first place, but I kind of don’t have any room to talk. I mean if I can get whom that shall not be named to love me again then I can marry him and then we will all be happy, but my best friends father is like no you need to marry him or I will kill you. I mean come on dude I love this man and he doesn’t love me and I just want to love me so please help me. I cant stand to see him love someone other than me and he doesn’t even love me anymore. We shared dinner and a movie together I mean that should be worth something shouldn’t it be? I love him and he needs to love me.

Sincerely
Desperate lover

Abigail B.

Dear Athena
I have a problem. I live in Athens Greece and I'm a bellows mender. Life is pretty hard. I have school and work to do and now I have to put on a play
For the “Duke” I mean the DUKE. There is just too much on my plate I don’t know what to do. Now I’m trying to you know impress the ladies. Don’t mention this play hast to be a perfect, on top, performance and then I get THE PART.
• I got the part of.. A girl. I just started getting a beard. Hair on my face and it’s a very important part of my life. It has token me nuraumerous amount of times to get it going and finally it began to grow. Its just not fair Athena I want to put on the play but honestly I'm thinking about saying not the part. I can’t have my beard and play a part of a girl to and who knows it might not ever come back.
o Well it just too much. This is a very hard time in my life and I have nowhere to turn. It came upon me to ask you. I know you’re so wise and you will give me what I need. Please Athena I need your help and I have a feeling you know exactly what to do.
o Sincerely, the bellows mender