Dear Athena
I have a problem. I live in Athens Greece and I'm a bellows mender. Life is pretty hard. I have school and work to do and now I have to put on a play
For the “Duke” I mean the DUKE. There is just too much on my plate I don’t know what to do. Now I’m trying to you know impress the ladies. Don’t mention this play hast to be a perfect, on top, performance and then I get THE PART.
• I got the part of.. A girl. I just started getting a beard. Hair on my face and it’s a very important part of my life. It has token me nuraumerous amount of times to get it going and finally it began to grow. Its just not fair Athena I want to put on the play but honestly I'm thinking about saying not the part. I can’t have my beard and play a part of a girl to and who knows it might not ever come back.
o Well it just too much. This is a very hard time in my life and I have nowhere to turn. It came upon me to ask you. I know you’re so wise and you will give me what I need. Please Athena I need your help and I have a feeling you know exactly what to do.
o Sincerely, the bellows mender
Dear Bellows Mender
ReplyDeleteYour problem, while it seems insurmountable, is actually one we can fix. I would suggest taking the part, afterall who knows you may actually find that you are a GREAT actor and can quit your job as a bellows mender to pursue that career.
As far as your beard goes, I would suggest shaving it off. Then after the play buy a bottle of Athena's Miracle Beard Grow. That's right... Miracle Beard Grow will help you grow a full beard in just 2 short hours. It is easy to use and affordable. AND if you order now, I will ship you an extra bottle at no extra charge. So have your cake and eat it too! Good luck!